permissionless · your keys · no custody
crowning achievement: EXPOSE — 18 SOL burned to make one chart legible
live test: 8jcRYn…7y9M on solana
highly alpha, completely untested on robinhood, goodluckhavefunmakebabies

WALK THE
CHART ▲

price is a function of LP. bring a token and some bags — the machine walks it up. you keep 99% of everything it extracts.

$ crime --chain rh|sol --token … --walk
the machinehouse 1% · you 99%
fund it: send ETH/SOL from anywhere, then scan · bring my own key
idle — paste a key
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  1. scan

    paste your key — the chain auto-detects. curve, balance, bags, all read client-side from your browser.

  2. deploy

    robinhood: the desk spawns atomic — recycle rungs, premium bids, up-only buys. solana: direct walk, no deploy.

  3. walk ▲

    every cycle: bags → premium → chart buy. the chart only sees green. the keeper walks 24/7 after you close the tab.

  4. exit

    sweep everything home. your keys, your tokens — the house kept one percent of the traffic.